im so glad im a girl. i can read porn in public and not get a boner
We all get that straight emotionless face when someone is in the room while we read a smutty fanfics.
Warm, afternoon sunlight dances across tall grassy fields, turning the long stems gold. Kansas plains stretch out as far as the eye can see, rolling hills dark shadows off in the distance. Clouds inch over the cerulean sky, the autumn wind blows slightly, just enough to make the blades of grass sway back and forth, swishing together melodiously.
It is the perfect day for a wedding.
Dean Winchester stands in front of a mirror, obsessively adjusting his black tie. He’s tied and re-tied the damn thing about ten times but his nervous, shaking fingers aren’t willing to cooperate with him. Huffing in frustration he tosses the tie onto the counter next to the bathroom sink and leans forward running his fingers through his hair. He can’t go out there without a tie on, he has to wear a tie on his wedding day. Rolling up the sleeves of his suit jacket he checks his watch - 3:40 p.m. He has twenty minutes. Twenty minutes until he gets married to his best friend and the love of his life. Fuck. Dean swipes the tie off of the counter and flings it around his neck, making quick work of the knot that falls apart as soon as he’s finished. Dean lets out a groan.
“Dean,” Sam sing-songs, tapping on Dean’s shoulder lightly.
Dean jumps and whips around, brow furrowing, “What?”
Sam grins and raises an eyebrow, “Somebody’s a little nervous.”
Dean shoots him a glare, spinning back around to face the mirror, “Shut up.”
He picks up the tie for the upteenth time, glaring at the stupid thing before trying again. Sam watches behind him, clearly amused. When Dean’s fingers slip and slide off the fabric Sam chuckles lightly, reaching around him and grabs the tie from his fingers.
“By the time you get this on Cas will be walking down the aisle with a walker, let me.”
see ya guys tomorrow on platform 9 3/4
On one hand I’m so not emotionally ready for Agents of Shield to come back because I’m so in love with these characters, but at the same time I’m so ready because I’m so in love with these characters. See my problem?